Matthew Lost 2 Teeth in 2 Days
Matthew: I got $2 in 2 days
Dad: Wow, that tooth fairy must be amazing! hehe
Matthew: It's a good thing I didn't get $16
Dad: Why? $16 is way more than $2
Matthew: Because then I wouldn't have any teeth, Dad!
Thanksgiving Class Assignment
Matthew's Teacher: We had an assignment where we discussed what it would be like inviting a turkey to dinner.
Mom: And...
Matthew's Teacher: And Matthew was the only one in the class that invited the turkey in, and then killed it and ate it for dinner.
Mom: And...
Matthew's Teacher: OMG. I couldn't keep a straight face. He's precious.
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